Pinky and Beta World

What is the most important thing to do before a corporate board meeting?  Let us rephrase that, what is the most important thing to do if you are Wow and Flutter, long-term members of the Executive Board for the Society for the Promotion of Goodness or SPoG, as this drama abbreviates it?

The answer is complicated.  You have to check the schedule, book any interesting side trips – shows, museums, and restaurants mostly.  Finally, you have to prepare your wardrobe because you always need to look your best. Lamas or Basquiats?  This is the question.  And the answer depends on the state of the board, the agenda, and what might be happening after the meeting adjourns.